poem for you johnny: 

you have a blog,

so here’s a dog

image

his tongue is sassy,

just like my assy. 

what am i doing with my life,

i think i need a surgical knife.

what else rhymes with sexnoise, 

oh yes, now i know, hot boys.

also, live life with no regrets,

and hide all your neopets. 

cuz i will murder them all, 

with my supa scary chainsaw.

i am a sassy poet, 

your lawn sucks, so go mow it. 

johnny go text me back, 

what else rhymes, oh ya, plaque.

(Source: alpaaca, via all-my-little-flaws)

camach0:

jfc so cute

camach0:

jfc so cute

(Source: missmoda, via westsiidde)

everythingivealwayswanted17:

mean girls quotes | Tumblr on @weheartit.com 
“Karen you just can’t ask people why their white”

everythingivealwayswanted17:

mean girls quotes | Tumblr on @weheartit.com
“Karen you just can’t ask people why their white”

(Source: reincvrnate)

lurvelife101:

HAHA♡

lurvelife101:

HAHA♡

livefastpartyharddieyoung:

eita-julieta en We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/50031015/via/girlsoutfits

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ducktheory:

8

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