poem for you johnny:
you have a blog,
so here’s a dog
his tongue is sassy,
just like my assy.
what am i doing with my life,
i think i need a surgical knife.
what else rhymes with sexnoise,
oh yes, now i know, hot boys.
also, live life with no regrets,
and hide all your neopets.
cuz i will murder them all,
with my supa scary chainsaw.
i am a sassy poet,
your lawn sucks, so go mow it.
johnny go text me back,
what else rhymes, oh ya, plaque.
(Source: alpaaca, via all-my-little-flaws)
